Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

And shameless XD.

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Got some references to rape, prying hands, and classic Angel.  Lots of sexual harassment, as usual <3.  This one's a little worse than normal, I think.  But oh well.  FUCK THE POLICE.  YEAAAAAAAAAAH.  

OC Number Replacement Meme

RULES::
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1) Pick 6 characters in any order
2) Don't change the questions
3) Please don't look at the questions while picking characters, it's more fun if you don't!
4) Tag 2-5 people to do the meme (if you want)
5) Have fun!
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PICK SIX CHARACTERS::
1.  Moe (Zelda-OC-Club)
2.  Angel Harpington (SSG)
3.  Ivhan Herner  (SSG)
4.  Karth  (Zelda-OC-Club)
5.  Corbin Anderson (SSG)
6.  Len Ravenite (Zelda-OC-Club)

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1. [5] is deeply missing someone. Who is it and why are they so important?

Corbin:  Koko... she was my first girlfriend.  Probably my first friend... and I blew it with her.  Like an idiot.  What do I expect though?  Cheat on her, it's going to hurt.  Ugh... *facepalm*

2. Who could make [1] do anything for them if they asked? (Does not have to be your OC)

Karth.  <3  Those two have the strangest relationship thing going on.  SO MUCH SELF-CEST LOL.

3. Would [6] have the guts to kill [2]? Explain your answer.

Len?  Killing Angel?  Len has a harsh side to her, but she's no murderer by any means.  Not even a fighter.  She can hardly stand up for herself!  I mean... she knows it's probably for the good of humanity for Angel to die.  He's a sick fuck.  But killing someone would haunt her for the rest of her life.

4. A science experiment goes terribly wrong and [1] gets 24 hours approximately left to live. What will [1] do?

Moe is the second worst person that could happen to out of all of my OCs.  He would go on a murdering SPREE.  Chaos EVERYWHERE.  Fires, people fighting each other, people running around in a panic... it would be bad.  (Lol, simplifying much muffins?  XD)

5. [3]'s birthday had come up and [4] gave [3] a gift. But, turns out [3] hates it. What will happen next?
(Ivhan, Karth)

Karth:  .___. I spent time and my own rupees on this.  Show some respect.
Ivhan:  I don't care for the gift nor will I express some feeling that I don't feel.  Throw it away.
Karth:  *fumes*  No.  You're going to keep the damn thing.  I don't even KNOW you and I did this for you you ungrateful prick!  If I have to say this again, there WILL be problems.
Ivhan:  *apathetic*  You won't be a problem.
Karth:  EXCUSE ME?  You.. YOU are the most pretentious ass I have ever met in my LIFE!
Ivhan:  Doesn't change the fact that the gift was a waste.
Karth:  UGH.  YOU'RE RIDICULIOUS.  *Throws his hands in the air and storms off.*

6. What will [5] become when he/she grows up? Any achievements [5] is planning to achieve? 

Corbin:  I want to become a veterinarian after I've gotten some hold on my abilities.  But... I don't know if there's any "achievements" I'm going for, per se.  I just want to get through everything without getting too scratched up .

7. [6] going out shopping with [2] and he/she offers to buy [6] something. What is it?
(Len and Angel shopping.  wat.  Maybe they fangasm over sciencey shit together.)

Len:  Oh look at this!  It's a diagram of the human brain!  It even has the various lobes divided into their own sectors!
Angel:  Real scientists have no need for a diagram, miss Ravenite... wait a second.  Are you a member of our organization?  *poker face*
Len:  A-ah... creator adapted the Ravenites for multiple uses .  She also uses them for a Sheikah clan.  
Angel:  Regardless... does that not make us members of the same group, due to this being a crossover realm?
Len:  I... I suppose... though you'd need to defer to creator.
Angel:  Oi.  Muffins.  Give us an answer.
Muffins:  OH!  Um, sorry, doing smut RP with you in a different chat XD XD.
Angel:    I get around.
Len:  
Muffins:  Okay okay... THE HIGHLORD MUFFINS DECREES, "When regarding to the land of crossover, any shared namesake shall bind its members together, no matter what universe they come from.”
Angel:  EXCELLENT!  So that means I can pull rank on Len whenever I desire~...
Len:  o-o'  Erm... creator?
Muffins:  Relax darling.  I'll protect you.  You're only meant for ladies <3.
Len:  A-ah... thank you...
Angel:  *pouts*  You're no fun at all Muffins... I've always wanted to turn a lesbian.
Muffins:  That's not how it works, Angel...
Angel:  *snorts*  You're just taking up for her due to gender rules.
Muffins:  OI.  SHE'S MY BABY, I TAKE CARE OF HER.  
Angel:  So you'll let me molest anyone EXCEPT the lesbian?  Isn't that a bit sexist of you?
Len:  _{I'm not opposed to not being molested O^O}
Muffins:  I know darling.

8. [4] is extremely close friends with [3] is anyone jealous?

I don't think so lol.  Ivhan's almost as disliked as Karth, I think.  Maybe Eliza may get a little jealous.  I don't think so though.

9. [4] and [1] are on a boat and [1] decides to go swimming. Yet something caught [1] and now [1] is starting to drown! [4] notices, but does [4] help [1]?

Karth would be in the water in a flash.  And probably end up drowning alongside with him.  Moe would probably recover and have to rescue Karth.  The shame.  *facepalm*

10. [2] and [5] are in the same room, with the lights off. [1] walks in. What is their reaction.  
(Angel, Corbin, Moe)

Corbin:  *backed against a wall*  A-Angel... you can't do this... Cainan will...
Angel:  Cainan won't do jack shit.  He knows I'm in charge of this region, not him.  I do whatever I want.  And that includes you, you filthy little prick... I've been dying to do this for years...
*lights flick on*
Moe:  FLESHIES~  He has arrived home-  oh.  *tilts his head*  Blonde fleshies with glasses.  Smaller one backed against a wall, vulnerable.  Can he watch?
Corbin:  MOE!  D8>
Angel:  *chuckles*  The other psycho of Muffins'.  Excellent~
Moe:  *sits down in the middle of the floor, legs crossed, watching patiently*
Corbin:  M-Moe... please... Karth was based on me...
Angel:  *narrows his eyes*  You kniving little bastard.
Moe:  It's fine.  He knows Karth is different from Corbin.  Do what it wills.
Angel:  *grins*  He's got a head on him.
Corbin:  …;___;'''

Muffins comes to the rescue.  Because Angel would have Corbin dead.  And I don't want my little blondie dead.

11. Who would most likely be labeled a whore/man whore...? [6], [4] or [2]? Let those three discuss.

Karth and Len:  Two.
Angel:  It's really not even a contest .


12. [1] is on a hike with [5] and [5] faints! What will [1] do?

Moe:  (*It's probably his own fault, letting it be hurt by the bigger fleshie... ah well.  He owes it.*)  

Moe carries Corbin to the nearest place he can receive assistance after a short examination.


13. Movie night with [2] and [3]. [2] makes [3] watch porn with him/her. Reactions?
(Angel and Ivhan.  LOL.   He's pulling rank.)

Angel:  *Has Ivhan sitting in his lap, much to the German's complete disapproval.  His fingers drum lightly on his legs, focused on the "movie".*
Ivhan:  *Ivhan can't even cover his eyes or look away, for fear of Angel's reaction.  He tries to blank his mind and just zone out, ignore the... disgusting... video playing before his eyes.  Easier said than done.  You try watching porn with Angel.  I fucking dare you.  He simply sat silently, trying his damndest to ignore the movie, Angel's fingers beginning to pry, and his own hardness.  He refused to give in to this.*
Angel:  Ivhan~...
Ivhan:  *bites his lip*
Angel:  Oh Ivhan~... *hands slip down to his crotch, massaging slowly through the cloth of his cargos*
Ivhan:  *clenches his eyes shut, clenching the bed sheets*
Angel:  Ivhan~...
Ivhan:  What?  
Angel:  *giggle*  Hi.  Are you enjoying yourself, darling?
Ivhan:  .___.*  *bites his lip again, refusing to allow the man the pleasure of acknowledged submission*
Angel:  *narrows his eyes in annoyance*  Speak to me Ivhan... don't make me force you.
Ivhan:  *through grit teeth*  I'm speaking.  *face is flushed*
Angel:  *tightens his fingers around his member*  Don't be a smartass, Ivhan.  That gets you no where.
Ivhan:  *hisses, hands beginning to tremble*  What would you like me to say, sir?
Angel:  *smirks*  Now you've got the right mindset...

I'm just... going to stop.  

14. Would [6] would you repeat his/her life if [6] could? Why or why not?

Len?  Probably.  She's a girl that carries around a lot of regrets.  Every single little mistake she's made bothers her.  Very critical.  She feels guilty, it tears her up constantly.  She'd try to make sure none of those mistakes ever happen.  It would probably go bad for her, making things worse, but regardless, she'd do it anyways.

15. Who would get into trouble faster, [2] or [4]?

Actually... you might be surprised.  Angel or Karth?  Most would say Angel.  WRONG.  Karth has a dangerous little mouth on him.  I'm surprised it hasn't gotten him killed in-RP, honestly.  He argues.  Constantly.  He feels like he has to be the winner of EVERY dispute, even if it's with someone dangerous like, oh, I don't know, a gijinka of Morpha?  Afterwards the fear SLAMS into him, the realization of what could've happened.  But he never changes.  One of these days... I kid you not.  I'm going to have to hold a Karth funeral.  Oh, and don't get me started on his sexism.  Penelope is the ONLY ONE exempt from it.  ONLY ONE.  For real.  No exceptions.  EVER.  Some woman is going to go BAT SHIT CRAZY on his ass one of these days.  And I can't wait.  I secretly want someone to rape Karth for getting so pissed with him.  _{Actually, it's not much of a secret.}

16. [1] I dare you to go find [5]'s weak point.

Moe:  'Kay.
Later...
Corbin:  FRICKIN' A MOE, COME BACK HERE! >//////<''''
Moe:  *cackle*  Little blondie is more amusing than he thought~!  *dives over a table, running faster and faster away*
Corbin:  *stumbles around the table, definitely losing the chase*  I SWEAR TO GOD MOE, THIS ISN'T FUNNY! D////8<
Moe:  Blondie's a pervert~, Blondie's a pervert~ *is seen carrying a photo (OH THE SUSPENSE)*
Corbin:  *gives up chasing him, instead throwing a telekinesis wave at him*
Moe:  !  *ducks, not really sure if that will even make a difference.  It does.  He can feel the rush of wind above him.*  Uh oh, he's in trouble... he should go.  *stands up abruptly, fading out of sight*
Corbin:  *swears*  DAMN IT MOE!  D///8>

BACK AT CREATOR HQ...
Moe:  He thinks he's found the little blondie's sore spot, ladies~.  Use this as blackmail.  *bows, handing the photo over*
Muffins:  *le gasp*  CORBIN.
*A photo with Joro in his dorm room, being... stuffed.*
Muffins:  *CACKLE*  VEGETA!  I love you so much darling!
Original creator of meme:  wat is this I dont even-

17. Who's the party animal between [1], [3] and [4]
(Moe, Ivhan, Karth)

Probably Moe.  The other two are kind of killjoys XD.

18. [5] wakes up one morning with blood all over your face. [3] slept over and is no where to be found! [5] goes down stairs and see [3]. What was the story? (Let 3 explain)
(Corbin, Ivhan)

Ivhan:  *mutters*  He required a dosage for his ghoulism... Cainan delivered a dosage and asked me to administer it.  I did.  >_>

19. [4], from 1-10, how good looking would you rate yourself?

Karth:  *mutters*  I don't think I'm really decent looking... 5 I suppose? <.<'

20. What's your favorite thing about the opposite gender, [5]?

Corbin:  I don't get to talk about women very often... I really like their hips.  I wish I could have hips like them... so prettyyyyyyy.
Muffins:  CORBIN.  OMAIGOD.  MAN UP.  *bitch slap*
Corbin:  Q^Q''

21. In your opinion, [6] What's the worst thing about the opposite gender?

Len:  A-ah... I don't really have any reason not to like males... I guess it's annoying how a lot of them like to fight and argue...

22.[2] calls [5] over for an "emergency". [5] rushes over and [2] tells [5] to entertain him/her. How does [5] respond?

Corbin:  OMYGODKOKOWHAT'S WRONG---- Angel.  .___.'
Angel:  Corbin~  So glad you could make it.
Corbin:  … *shuts the door, leaving*
Angel:  OI.  You can't do that!  D8<
Corbin:  I can and I will.  :l

23. Is there anyone who you think about [6], When you hear the word, bed?

Len:  V////V'  _Mafalda...  *bricked*

24. [5] would you marry your current boyfriend/girlfriend right now if they asked? If you don't have one, who from this meme would your marry right now?

Corbin:  Marriage...?  o.o  I don't know if I could ever do that.  I think... I'd have to say no if Joro proposed... it would probably hurt him, but I'm just not ready for that...

25. The meme is over! All of you relieved or happy? (Don't forget to tag if you want to!)
I'm SAD D8>  I want to make one of these, damn it!  Good ones are SO hard to find!  This chick makes DAMN good memes too!